my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

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sapphireseas:

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sapphireseas:

Hey guys! I’ve decided to sell my prom dress from last year on poshmark. I hate to part with it, but, realistically, I’ll never wear it again. It’s a Satin Strapless Evening Gown/Prom Dress. Check it out, please!

Jesus: Make sure nobody is poor
Everyone:
Jesus:
Everyone: So like industrial capitalism?

merpitschelsea:

i hate group projects more than i hate everything else that i hate.

nope you tell that person off and tell them to get their shit together or you report to the professor that YOU should get all the credit because they didn’t even try.

And I don’t wanna hear about shit was going on in their life. It’s call STILL CONTACTING GROUP PARTNER.

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty

gloriousbacchus:

religiousmom:

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

creepingmonsterism:

You know, Peter Parker is a great hero for the millennial generation because he’s always struggling economically and old newspaper editors think he’s a menace.

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